December 2009
13 posts
lady gaga
I want your love and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance. just read the best and worst trends of this year. lady gaga was on the worst list 2 times. so shocking especially with looks like these (ahem insert sarcasm here)
i love this record baby but i cant see straight anymore
Let’s have some fun this beat is sick I want to take a ride on your disco stick.
I...
sooo wrong, but oh so funny.
Scotty: Oh my fucking God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway.
Scotty: After school, me and my friends went to the drug store.
Scotty: And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter.
Scotty: And she scanned them.
Scotty: And he acted like he didn't have enough money.
Scotty: He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back."
Scotty: So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other.
Scotty: Oh my fucking God
Scotty: Until the day I die
Scotty: I will never forget that lady's face.
Dave: haha
Scotty: Best bet I've ever lost.
contradiction.
Push it baby, push it baby out of control
I got my gun cocked tight and I’m ready to blow
i just realized my username thing is starstrukkcandy and then i said that im usually not a starcrazed girl….. hahaha but it makes sense cause starstrukk is an amazing song by 3oh!3. soo thats why i picked it :]
L O V E’s just another word I never learned to pronounce
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tried chipotle today. if you haven’t been there basically it’s like an explosion of deliciousness in your mouth. very very good. wish it wasnt a half hour away from my house!
if you’re gonna go, dont get the chicken, get barbacoa or something like that. that’s what they call it, but it’s basically shredded beef. yummm!
went to the store to get the hangover...
“There’s nothing like the deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in...”
– Perks of Being a Wallflower
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discoveries.
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy!
its official. taylor swift and taylor lautner have broken up. now i’ve always thought of myself as a normal NON starcrazed girl who wouldnt care which stars were currently dating whom but i have to make an exception because DUH its TAYLOR LAUTNER! so clearly im excitedddd about this news and just had to share. One-two-three-four I declare a...